I was hired by the IJA to do the 2001 video opener (the cornball music choice was theirs) and I built them this. Unfortunately they sent me a typo in the placement of an apostrophe that can be seen briefly on the diablo going by. They sat on the delivered finals for a few weeks and then a day before the deadline told me of the mistake and wanted it re rendered. There was simply no time to fix their mistake.

So the IJA in their infinitesimal wisdom decided this apostrophe misplacement going quickly across the screen would cause irreparable shame to the board members of the IJA so they simply threw away all my work and didn't use it.

Hardcore fans will recognize my distinct club decoration and Mark Nizer's balls.